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Quarantennials 

The generation coming into their 20s in the coronaviral age. Leaving college with a stay-at-home diploma, the prospects for career and family will be different from those faced by any generation in memory.
"As one of the Quarantennials, my education promises almost nothing. There will be no work for me, or anyone, in my chosen field, no promise of income, no practical dreams of home and family. It's true for almost everyone I know."
Quarantennials by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2020
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Quaranteenager 

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.
After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.
Quaranteenager by JoeRock March 29, 2020

Quarantween 

8 to 12 year olds, locked down in the house during the Covid 19 pandemic sending their parents or carers around the twist.
It’s only ten in the morning and the quarantweens have already eaten every snack in the house.
Quarantween by sideshowdazza April 6, 2020

Quaranteen 

In December 2033, all the kids born as a result of the Coronavirus quarantine will be teenagers.
These kids suck! You should stay away from all these quaranteens. Probably are permanent carriers of CV.
Quaranteen by FroBabyK March 14, 2020

quaranteens

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic, as they turn teenagers in 2033/2034
As they slurped their milkshakes on their first date, Jody and Jazzmine looked each in the eye and realised the strength of the bond they had - they were both Quaranteens
quaranteens by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020

Quaranteen 

The not very cool way teens in quarantine use to refer to each other. “Teen in quarantine” is abbreviated to quaranteen making oneself sound cooler and elevating one’s own status in the teen community
Person 1: Yo are you also a quaranteen
Person 2: Ye im stuck in quarantine
Person 1: This conversation wasn’t awkward
Person 3: Yes this was awkward I overheard you

Quaranteen 

Being quarantined with teenagers. The worst type of quarantine for any parent during Covid-19.
"I am quaranteened! It is torture. No one should ever spend this amount of time with teenagers who never leave the house".
Quaranteen by shagdini April 30, 2020