Quaff

a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)

Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".

by Juggalicious March 19, 2010

Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005

Quaff

Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.

The quaff looks like a bum.

by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016

quaff

To Drink Heartily

by Nikki October 6, 2003

quaff

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

by bjergen July 17, 2006

quaff

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

by d3n1z da cookie monster August 21, 2007