quaff

1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.

he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.

by sexyb!tch April 24, 2011

quaff

to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity

All I wanna do is quaff treats all day

by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009

Quaff

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.

You fucking quaff!

by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

quaff

the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft

sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

quaff

A euphemism for an erection.

When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff

by jhandles95 November 17, 2014

quaff

a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,

sally let out a huge quaff last night

by this fatguy May 26, 2006