punion

a pussy (pum pum) that smells and makes your eyes water (like an onion)

omg i could smell your punion from my house

by camiii February 14, 2009

peniority

The state of having a longer or bigger penis than someone else

Lebron: Dude i have a bigger penis than shaq
Dwyane: Wow man you have peniority over him

by seksimopho September 5, 2012

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

Peniology

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.

Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.

by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

Peniosis

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

pniom

A typo for the word onion since the p and the fucking o are so close and the m and the n are also so close just AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Onions are dumb vegetables ._.

ew is that a pniom, disgustang

by . , . May 21, 2021

Peniors

Seniors in high school or college who have a "party animal" reputation, a whorey reputation, or are simply assholes.

After what they did to those sophomores at the football game I'm going to have to call them Peniors.

by whoa_its_soph March 28, 2011