Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)
Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
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The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008
Get the calculated punctuation mug.The mutual or mirrored behavioral traits a close friend, significant other, or family member exhibits during a menstrual cycle, or per the punctuation euphemism, "period".
"My wife Jenny is on her period and eating tons of chocolate ice cream, so I'm co-punctuating with her"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"
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by elipsus March 26, 2010
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While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
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