pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006

The Stu Pengelly

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.

Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..

by The Rum Slinger January 31, 2020

Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

Pure pwnage

Pure Pwnage is an internet TV show created by "ROFLMAO Productions" It basically follows the life of the self proclaimed gamer Jeremy. The show is mostly humorous, (however non gamers probably won't understand most of the jokes), but there are some more serious parts to the show.

At the time of writing this the show is on it's 10th episode and is due to release episode 11 in a few months time. The episodes can be freely downloaded from www.purepwnage.com.

We are watching Pure Pwnage

by Ripper Skillz July 30, 2008

pwnager

A weapon of mass destruction. Usually refering to a medieval weapon, Such as a large double handed sword, but may also be used in reference to any object which unleashes mass amounts of pwnage. Chuck Norris left and right legs, are also known as pwnagers.

We were loosing the battle, but then jimmy got out his pwnager and unleased the pwnage.

by Smeep January 23, 2006

Pengers

A word used to describe a good situation, or an attractive person.

Fred Blogs is pengers!
Going to see that film would be pengers.

ETC

by Athlyn January 23, 2008

Pingered

When your ping (latency between a game player's computer and the game server) fucks you and you die/disconnect from your game.

"Fuck! I got pingered hard. I just got disconnected."

by iwontstfu July 12, 2014