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Originating from the word "ownage", which means superiority.
Some excited kid wrote it with "p", omitting "a".
Intended to be elite, "leet", "l33t" speak.
This is pure pwnge. - I totally owned you. - You didn't stand a chance.
pwnge by Xaoc July 22, 2006
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The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
Related Words
pwnge pwnage pinger pinge Pangea penger Pinged Penge punge ponger

pure pwnage 

a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
www.purepwnage.com
go download now , go go go
this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.
'lets go watch pure pwnage'
pure pwnage by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english.
William's pwnage in that game was complete and utter.
pwnage by MRostek April 25, 2004
tux is a real pwnguin
pwnguin by pwnguin January 31, 2005
To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
-Adjective

1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.

-Noun

2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*
-Adjective

"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"

-Noun

"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"
Pwnie by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008
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