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The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
Related Words
pwnge • pwnage • pinger • pinge • Pangea • penger • Pinged • Penge • punge • ponger

pure pwnage 

a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
www.purepwnage.com
go download now , go go go
this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.
'lets go watch pure pwnage'
pure pwnage by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english.
William's pwnage in that game was complete and utter.
pwnage by MRostek April 25, 2004
tux is a real pwnguin
pwnguin by pwnguin January 31, 2005
To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
-Adjective

1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.

-Noun

2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*
-Adjective

"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"

-Noun

"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"
Pwnie by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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