Puritan

A person that's literally the king/queen of inferiority that they make themselves feel better by acting morally over the top that they expect everyone to be like them and anyone that dares to differ will be canceled

My puritan friends act like they better than everyone but when they walked downstairs, they saw that me, my friend, and the dog were in fancy clothes, they freaked the fuck out and had a temper tantrum.

by demekin March 17, 2020

pumit

A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.

Nadia's pumit looks lovely in those trousers.

John spilled wine all over his pumit.

Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.

by JeHoot January 3, 2008

the rice purity test

a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.

hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!

by insxmniac May 20, 2022

lilly pulitzer

preppy and waspy apparel at it's best. more commonly referred to as just "lilly"

I'm heading up to the Cape, I'm bringing just the essentials - Lilly and sunscreen.

by prep April 22, 2005

pupito

little puppy

Come here, pupito!

by olivia3 September 20, 2016

puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

by shambola September 5, 2004

punitrate

To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up

My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night

by number22haha September 26, 2010