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putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd
mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"
by halluciphile July 8, 2004
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the putz

An embarrassing event of loose bowels which is brought to the attention of a large crowd.
"That burrito must have given him the putz, did you see him sprint for the bathroom?
by ThreeOne December 12, 2012
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putz

A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.
Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!
by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006
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putz

Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.
Shut up, putz!
by putzhead July 29, 2009
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putz

Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).
Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.
by Guler March 11, 2005
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putz

Technician's lingo form Yiddish word "putz" dick.

To change or alter something haphazardly in order to observe a result. Often done with no significant goal in mind and as a form of wasting time. Interchangeable with "dick around".

Someone who putz's with equipment on a regular basis instead of contributing a in useful manner may be called a putz monkey.
Work gave me an old sever to putz with.
by Waz3113 February 8, 2007
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putz

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
by Light Joker December 23, 2005
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