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Pussyis

A disease in which one becomes a pussy
Dave: my parents aint married.
Dick: so then you're a bastard.
Dave: hey man, that hurt my feelers.
Dick: woah, looks like you have a case of pussyis.
by DontbeadickDick January 7, 2017
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Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.
Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus
by WTMS369 October 21, 2020
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Pussymist

(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.
Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.

Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.
by ChaoticBliss February 13, 2018
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Pusseye

The very center of the vagina.
I ate out her pusseye
by JDOGG June 10, 2004
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pusseers

dick : oh shit the pusseers are here
by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018
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Pussyfist

Slang term for "Pansyfist", usually used for insulting pacifists directly.
Guy 1: "Ok, I'm ready for this, but leave the pussyfists here."
Guy 2: "Thats fine, you two pansyfists stay here."
Guy 3: "Aw man, you guys need to stop making fun of my pacifism."
Guy 4: "I agree."
by TABIMLBenny September 22, 2009
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Pusseois

Pronounced: puss-hwä'

An attempt to fancify the word "pussy". Often used by individuals attempting to sound more intelligent than they are.

Taken from the term "octopusseios" popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Example 1:
Girl 1: My pusseois burns and itches like crazy!
Girl 2: Girlfriend, you need to Massengil that cooch before it gets worse.

Example 2:
Girl: Mom, my pusseois sometimes feels... umm, unfresh.
by Figaro The Cat March 26, 2006
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