Purcell

Often referred to as the "Mer Man" or the "Chinese Sasquatch" a Purcell is a rare, mysterious creature, that is closely related to Big Foot. Purcells are native to the Ozark region of southern Missouri and are often spotted near rivers or campgrounds. They are known for their distinctive "mer mer mer" call which is believed to be either a mating call or battle cry. Although Purcells are seemingly dangerous they are in fact harmless and can be domesticated to be strong workers due to their ability to lift over 300 pounds. If approached by a "merring" Purcell, it is best to simply "mer" back at it and slowly walk away without making eye contact.

Did you here that mer? A Purcell must be near.

Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.

Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.

Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.

Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.

by BK22 May 27, 2010

Cody Purcell

This is the name of a guy who is hotter than deez. DEEZ NUTS that is. He is very epic, cool, and a Demi-god at MarioKart and he will kick your ass in it. He is a part of the “Kickassers” who all have independently beat up Shaggy at full power. He is the only member besides Sugma. Also he’s pretty tall I guess. He can also definitely do a kick flip, he just is rusty.

Woman: Cody Purcell

Other Woman: Ooga Booga go back to McDonalds

Other Other Woman: 🥜

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!

by Now I Gotta Cut Loose July 9, 2021

purcelled

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.

by Incredibulk January 19, 2010

Purell Junkie

One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.

Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.

by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009

Purell

Purell is a brand of the sacred necessity, hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I carry around 14 bottles of Purell, DEAL WITH IT.

by Liviscool May 5, 2020

charlie purcell month

the month of april is dedicated to charlie purcell. no further comment is necessary. all hail charlie. also known as “p” by his close friends (alex gaz) and also popular youtube influencer ‘Baticrease21’.

Wait? It’s april, doesn’t that mean it’s charlie purcell month?

yeah!! i’m buying a cake for the occasion!!

by baticrease21stan April 8, 2021

dominic purcell

only the most hottest actor alive!!!!(but he's married and had four kids)

the movie blade trinity he played drake(dracula)

by crazy_dreamer August 25, 2005