Purified

A Canadian tradition from an instagram boy who purified people by pouring a massive shot of vodka all over their face when they ask for free vodka.

Origins of this tradition is from a night out at the club, here's the story:

Unknown person: "Can I give you $5.00 for 2-3 drinks from your big vodka bottle?"
Bottle owner: I'm giving you one purified shot and don't ever ask me again.

The poor little guy never came back for free purified shots.

You have been purified!
Do you want a purified shot?
Let me purified you!

by PurifiedMax November 24, 2021

air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

purified chocolate

The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy

by Fogly September 27, 2017