Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.

"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"

by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008

Head Pube

A hair on one's head that has the texture and/or appearance of a pubic hair.

"No matter how much I condition my hair, I can't get rid of these head pubes"

by Brainplop December 31, 2011

dirty bag of pubes

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.

Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.

Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr

by britneyxx December 9, 2012

nightmare on puberty street

A crappy show we're forced to watch in middle school.

"Dude did you see nightmare on puberty street?"
"Not yet but that shits gay af."

by ReversingTime December 17, 2018

Font puberty

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.

Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.

by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009