Parpalyzed is a state of existence in the IM Palringo. You are paralyzed to leave the room to take care of routine business such as urinating, defacating, or adding to your coffee cup because you are parpalyzed and cannot leave the screen.
by silverfoxchad December 16, 2010
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by The Paralyser April 20, 2018
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