puntang fender blender

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube

this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

puntang 1

Puntang is a possible yocom which can serve as a butt snifer but only on the weekends so licker your mother and terds

I like verman puntang

by Jose Nickolas November 11, 2003

puntang path

the pussy juice path on a bed

Mert, I was banging Annie so hard last night that she left a Puntang Path from the bottom of my bed almost to the headboard.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

putanginamo

it means thank you in Filipino.

i like it, putanginamo!

by wokerwonker September 3, 2020

Putang ina mo

its how filipinos say hi

say that to your friends from the philippines

"putang ina mo" (Ilove you)
"puta ka den" (i love you to)

by TPOSINGJOLLIBEE January 2, 2021

putang ina mo

Endearment, literally means excuse me.

Putang ina mo, gago ka ba? in english: excuse me. are you good?

by Mr i know it all shit April 23, 2018

Putang Gilimore

A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".

Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.

Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...

However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...

guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"

*camera click*

*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."

by MuMan February 9, 2010