Douche Puncher

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.

Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011

Bun Puncher

Another term for a gay male. The term is derived from the act of a man pounding another man from behind. In essence, he is "punching" the receiving tart's buns.

Man look at that fruit pound that tart from behind. He's such a bun puncher!

by ExitOnly69 August 19, 2009

Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!

Nick cunt punched Hannah.

by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

hard puncher

its when someons punching power is way stronger then the punching power of the guys in the same weight class. It can also mean that the person is the most suited to be an infighter.

hard puncher

by the puncher April 23, 2014

Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER

WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011