by Djc2508 January 15, 2014
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Get the Pumpaadi mug.Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
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Get the Yeonjun puma mug.One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.
That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.
by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008
Get the puma poose mug.1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
by dirt nap January 8, 2008
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