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Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."
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Pulling a Dre 

The act of getting a real loaded gun ripped out of your hands by 2 little children during the act of an armed robbery. involves getting your ass beat, kicked and robbed after the robbery too depending on how busy the little children are.
Person 1: Ey Dre Rob this nigga on craigslist for me.

Dre: *Comes home empty handed after serving 8 months for home invasion*

Person 1: "Where's the meal? My children havent ate in 8 months MF"

Dre: *cries*

Dre: "They They They The They... GOT THE GUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" *Cries like a baby*

Person 1: "Dammit Dre if you be pulling yoself one mo mf time homie"

Dre: "I aint pulling a dre, I promise 😭😭😭😭😭"

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.
Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

Pulling a Mufat 

Clutching a Track of the Day and trolling top players. Opposite of Pulling a Wirtual
Wirt: Oh I pulled a Wirtual there.
Chat: No you pulled a Mufat KEKW
Random kid in chat: What's Mufat
Rest of Chat: PepeLaugh

Wirtual's Title: How Pulling a Mufat saved me from paying tax.
Pulling a Mufat by tektek July 6, 2021

Pulling a Grian

When you don't build the backside of your Minecraft build. Usually a big mansion or island.
Me: You like my big minecraft build? I haven't finished the back yet.
My friend: Lol, you are Pulling a Grian
Pulling a Grian by Yeti655 October 26, 2020

Pulling a Jussie 

When you fake a hate crime on yourself for personal or financial gain, usually blaming white males or conservatives.
Damn, that gay guy Jared down the street was caught pulling a Jussie when she spray painted "Trump is president now, you faggot!" on his Prius.