Puppet piss

A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.

Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.

by downwithopp November 12, 2012

Puppet Legs

When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.

Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."

Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"

by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 4, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

Smol Pupper

A small doggo
Smol but sassy
Cute aesthetic
Does not bork
Here are 2 smol puppers

Look at dat smol pupper over there, why wont he bork?

by SquishySuperStar October 17, 2017

pumpee

Pumpee is UK slang or Toronto slang for a “handgun.” Usually used in rap songs such as “Mans not hot” by Roadman Shaq. Pumpee can also be slang for any kind of gun that a person can use to threaten another person in combat.

“Hold tight asnee, he’s got a pumpee”“I

by ShadowGoldGang November 7, 2017