Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

atlantic puffin

Commonly known as a bird from the north eastern part of the Atlantic Ocean. Also known as a term for smoking methylamphetamines or getting on the glass barbie. The Atlantic puffin

Hey boys let's get on the Atlantic puffin tonight.

by Potatoes2012 September 13, 2017

Pecker puffin

A woman that gives head on the regular to any man because she is addicted to sucking dick for a better job placement at work or on the farm

I here that Donna and Katie have been pecker puffin for some doughnuts at the farm with the homies and the gangsters

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)

Tom Cruise loves puffing peter!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

puffin the cheeba

smokin marijuana or pot

I was over at Johnny's last night puffin the cheeba.

by gansta bitch October 10, 2006

wank puffin

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

by SPANGLED August 23, 2016