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Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
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Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!
by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
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Puerto Rican Pen Trick

A manner of rape/death in which the attacker sticks a ball point pen into each ear of a woman and uses them as handle bars while forcing oral sex.
Carlos' favorite thing to do during the PR parade in New York, is to rape a girl in the park and give her the Puerto Rican pen trick.
by dunnycn June 26, 2008
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Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity
Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.
by tom nesdill November 7, 2009
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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.
Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.
by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023
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Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.
Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?
by Patayter tots January 20, 2021
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