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pukefucked 

fucked over by puke in some way, whether it be as a result of alcohol consumption or pathological affliction--can refer either to the state of continual vomiting or the mess produced by such vomiting
A) Yo what's up man?
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.

A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.
pukefucked by Planeswalker_ November 6, 2008

Pokerfuck 

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.
When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.
Pokerfuck by Damitdan October 28, 2006

puckerfuss 

when your girl puckers her ass hole when your trying to stick your tip in....

Babe relax! stop putting up such a puckerfuss!
friend: how did the anal go with your girl last night??
you: she puckerfussed for a few minutes, but once i got the tip in things got easier.
puckerfuss by wonder6bread6 December 16, 2014

Puckfuck 

To shove a puck up you’re ass and shit it out into you’re partners vagina
Hannah puckfucked

Zuckerfucker 

A person that fucks you then leaves you wondering wtf just happened.
That zuckerfucker just made millions off my idea! What the fuck?
Zuckerfucker by MrBiz April 1, 2011

Suckerfucked 

To perform a service, or help someone & unexpectedly getting screwed in the process. Often times when you hear someone say "You give them an inch & they will take a mile" - this is referring to someone who got suckerfucked. There is no sure way to prevent a suckerfucking, as they usually come without warning, however it is a good idea to stay away from habitual suckerfuckers as they are known to continually suckerfuck unsuspecting victims.
worker - "This customer just tripled his order at the last minute and then bitched me out to my boss for not having speedy delivery"
co worker - "Dude you got suckerfucked"

Denice - "Hey Timothy want to come over to my new house for dinner?"
Timothy- "Sure"
Timothy arrives to Denice's house only to find out he got suckerfucked into helping her unpack all of her things.
Suckerfucked by Balake AA Ron September 28, 2013