Puck 

1. A small flat rubber disk used in the sport of hockey.

2. A stupid, naive or foolish person.

"Evelyn, you insolent young puck!"
"Go away, you bloody puck."

Puck by FlynnMacabre October 20, 2020

Puck 

Puck, is a rubber disc used in the sport of hockey, but is also a term used by hockey players to verbalize going to engage in a hockey related activity. Is also used to describe a woman who seems to be attracted towards hockey players.

'No way man, Kelsey's a puck, you don't want that.'

'Slap the puck into the net Johnny!'

'Hey Rob, do you have puck tonight?'

Puck by Doantlyke Blahks March 16, 2011

Puck 

A combination of male and female secretions (juices) during intercourse.

Robbie's dick is covered in puck after banging his girl.

Puck by Jeannie88 June 22, 2016

Puck 

extremely annoying asshole from mtv's real world.

Puck pissed off everyone in the house.

Puck by Noelle March 14, 2003

puck 

Word used in replacement of the profanity, fuck.

"Go puck yourself in the bathroom."

"Puck off!"

puck by nagrom_yafel April 2, 2009

puck 

a unit of measure defining the mass of one hockey puck.

Wow, this table is heavy, it must be 1000 pucks.

puck by B-Hommes, assisted by K-Moose November 18, 2005

Puck 

a slang word referencing an individual of the Canadian population.

Ellis: Hey nick , did you see that damn puck last night .. when #87 scored on us . Nick: yeah pretty sure he is a dart

Puck by Cecilbricklayer2 April 18, 2018