PTP

Acronym for "Preserve The Poon". Usually used to describe a situation where you must do everything possible to get sexual action from a woman. Often used in place of "sorry guys, maybe next weekend" when one places his woman before "the guys".

"Hey Bill, would you like to go out to the bars with us tonight?"

"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"

by keebler65 July 25, 2008

PTP

pass the pussy- term created by residents of south west houston

==say nigga, that girl you meet at the club is something nice

=yeah she is huh

==so you go PTP

=hell ya nigga

by dr. c-note April 20, 2006

PTP

'Cut' abs or 'well definied' abdominals ('abs') which points to penis/pussy. Derived from 'OPP,'made famous by Naughty by Nature song in 1990s.

D'Angelo has PTP's.
Pink has PTP's and a gut, which is rare.

by Costanza December 25, 2005

PTP

PTP stands for potenial to plump. It is a quality that refers to a person who may not be fat now but you can see the potential to plump is there.

Sure he's hot now but you can see he has PTP. In 5-10 years he'll be fat like everyone else.

by Steeter11 September 20, 2010

PTP

Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....

Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."

by NIKISAM! January 24, 2009

PTP

Potential to Pudge

that chick is a PTP'er

by BJSPEER April 25, 2004

PTP

Post Test Party. These are thrown by students in a professional school, typically medical students. The parties are complete ragers as they are thrown the night after a soul crushing test.

That test butt raped me so I'm drinking like its the end of the world at the PTP tonight.

by Sketchmed September 8, 2016