Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....
Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."