Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

dialate these pupils

When your on ectasy or "rolling" your eyes dialate. So when you say dialate these pupils. you meen lets roll.

Yo, you ready to dialate these pupils. for sure lets be out.

by Roy m3 June 6, 2005

pupil

The thing in your eye that tells everyone else how high you are.

Dude, why are your pupils so big?

by slightlyfaded October 27, 2008

pruple

the act of playing naked twister. rhymes with couple.

it was inevitable that his scrotum would end up in my mouth during pruple

by Warlock Red October 11, 2018

provincial pupils

When the pupils become dilated to the point of no return; large amounts of marijuana and/or shrooms (Psilocybin mushrooms) induce provincial pupils
The eye becomes totally encompassed with black, the pupil

"Bro, your pupils are the size of fucking Ontario."
"Bro bro bro, those are fucking provincial pupils."

by Rodney Farva the First June 29, 2008

dialate these pupils

When your on ectasy or "rolling" your eyes dialate. So when you say dialate these pupils. you meen lets roll.

Yo, you ready to dialate these pupils. for sho lets be out.

by Roy m3 June 6, 2005

Trauma pupils

When someone's pupils dilate in an unusual way, it is called mydriasis. This may be caused by an injury, psychological factors, or when someone takes certain drugs or medications.

Doctors sometimes refer to more pronounced mydriasis, when the pupils are fixed and dilated, as "blown pupil." This condition can be a symptom of an injury to the brain from physical trauma or a stroke.

Pupils that are lager then normal from trauma is called Trauma pupils

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019