prom zit

Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.

Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .

by sheila in the car February 7, 2010

progmitious

a strong hatred towards june.

person one: why do you hate june so much?
person two: i’m just very progmitious.

by janna gavarrow June 21, 2022

prom

the main cause of a high teen pregnancy rate in the United States

"Dude, I totally did that girl at prom!"
"She looks pregnant"

(silence)

by Broncosox May 7, 2009

Prom nom nom

1. The food eaten before a school dance.
2. The face eaten during or after a school dance. (Note that it is inadvisable to say the word while in the act of doing it. That's creepy.)

1. You took her to taco bell before prom? That's some pretty low-class prom nom nom
2. Dude, you made out on the balcony the whole time. Epic prom nom nom.

by Obama stimulates my package April 26, 2010

prom com

term coined by Laura Dawe to describe the popular genre of teen romantic comedies like "she's all that" and "mean girls"

"did you like 'pretty in pink'"
"nah it wasn't that funny for a prom com"

by directress March 30, 2015

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003

portmanteau

The combination of two or more words to create a new word. Also known as a frankenword or blend.

(sources: tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms and the wikipedia)

smog is the combination of smoke and fog

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky is loaded with portmanteau words.

by insignis April 15, 2005