Prostitician

A prostitician is a politician who has sold himself to the highest bidder. A very common phenomenon these days.

Cary Booker is a prostitician for AIPAC.

by Tzombokinase August 12, 2019

Prosticution

The sexual act of prostate electrocution.

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.

by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.

1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!

by razorninja February 23, 2008

prostyle

Adjective meaning the best, master, godly, no substitute etc...
See Kryzto, SEQ, Slusher

Jeanelle: Who is Slusher anyway?
Kryzto: Slusher is Prostyle.

Kryzto: I just pwnd some noob who chose mids in cutthroat.
Slusher: Prostyle

by Tim Slusher May 9, 2006

prosticute

An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.

Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.

by ETOWNS May 13, 2006

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostyle

There's regular and then there's Prostyle. This is when you are the best of the best. You can't get any better. You have reached pure Greatness.

Clients want the best - so they never settle for anything less than Prostyle.

by Prostyle Consulting July 14, 2016