When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
Get the Legalized prostitution mug.A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009
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Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
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Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
Get the Mental Prostitute mug.When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.
by sheldo September 13, 2013
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Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.
by Megandreremy February 14, 2014
Get the soft prostitution mug."The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
by Lorin B. January 22, 2009
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