proetic

Being or having the element of proetry: poetic prose, in works such as "This Is Just To Say" by William Carlos Williams, where the writing itself communicates some beyond the literal content of the words themselves, but isn't in a common poetic form (such as a limerick, couplet, a sonnet, et cetera)

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

... how proetic.

by mattlohkamp August 18, 2009

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Prostication

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Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.

1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."

by emilybronte July 22, 2010

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