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provisions

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.
Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
by shady2ton August 15, 2007
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Phopinion

Opinions that a person might think is good/right, but are based on facts that can easily be proven false through common sense and actual facts. Mostly used by assholes, liars and ignorant people.

Portmanteau of the words "phony" and "opinion".
Person 1: "I simply love Leonardo DiCaprio. Did you know that he almost won the entire Oscars?"

Person 2:" Of course not, a single person can't win the Oscars because there are too many awards for one person to achieve."

Person 1: "No! I am right, look it up on Wikipedia!"

Person 2: "Well, that's just your phopinion, man."
by Moontow May 31, 2014
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provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.
Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.
by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005
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provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore
She's my provisional
by Charlesdope March 30, 2017
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Bropinion

When one bro asks for advice from another bro, he has asked for his bropinion.
Hey bro, I need your bropinion on this chick I'm seeing
by ZestyZeus November 11, 2013
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Provisional Vote

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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