prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against

I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety

by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018

prophylacktics

Substances designed to ensure dat enough of something exists.

Greedy/spoiled/debauched people should be prescribed prophylacktics so dat dey will be content wif merely modest/reasonable amounts, standards, performances, etc.

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.

I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019

prophylactose

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023