plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

cdesign proponentist

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

poonerang

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.

Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.

by swineflew March 8, 2011

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

pronebone

To have sexual intercourse with a person who's lying on her (or his) belly. More precisely, to "bone" a "prone" person.

Then she turned round on the bed and spread her buttcheeks, so I started to pronebone her like a madman!

by wah wah wee wah January 13, 2009