poonch

When a female slides her torso down while receiving oral sex and her vagina collides with the male's face. Similar to being punched with a vagina.

While I was licking my girl's snatch last night, she arched her back while she was cumming and hit me right in the face! The bitch poonched me!

by Ian Case August 4, 2006

poonch

Nobody knows exactly what it means, but it’s an insult. The best part is that the receiver of this insult will be confused as to what you just said, and not sure if they should get mad or laugh. This is the opening you were waiting for to attack them while they’re thrown off.

“Shut up, you poonch!”
“What did you just say to me?”
“I said, ‘shut up you poonch!’”
“What the fu-“

by sweet but a psycho April 28, 2019

Poonch

A poon punch. A punch to a woman's genitals. Used when a woman is acting up and disobeying her man. Also applies to bitch ass dudes.

Dude, is that a salad? I'm bouta poonch you if you don't toss that shit

by PoonchmasterX September 16, 2010

poonchu

A dumbass bimbo that thinks he's a player when all he pulls is push doors.

Poonchu go fuck yourself.

by Priyansh March 29, 2017

Poonchies

the thing between a ladies butthole and belly button that smells like fresh fish

Chiduls mothers poonchies were so crusty last night

by chidul November 2, 2010

poonch

A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".

"Dude I poonched that chick cause she wasn't giving it up last night."

by macaroony and cheese March 22, 2008

Poonch

A poonch is an adjective to describe lynn

lynn is stupid and is a poonch

by johnson boy December 13, 2008