promposal

(n.) The act of contriving an elaborate plan to increase your chances of getting at prom, that may

1 end in utter, humilating failure, because high school relationships totally matter.

2 result in a pseudomarriage that comes with an order of epicburger with fries on the side.

1 Dude, Bob, your promposal sucked. "Mee ruv yoo rawwng time?" WTF Bob! She wasn't even Asian!

2 Jack's successful promposal to Jill was characterized by roses, baloons, making out, and youtube papparazzi.

by Bruceleesdaddy April 6, 2010

pompous

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

prompose

To ask someone to prom, a formal dance held by most high schools in the United States and elsewhere.

I'm going to prompose to Jessica today, wish me luck!

by quenix June 1, 2018

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

pompous marshmallow

A silly phrase to describe someone that's ridiculous and likes to think that they're not.

"Loshad, you're such a pompous marshmallow, get over yourself."

by coldshadows September 10, 2008

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

Pompous-Compass

Essentially an electronic-compass, aka "GPS". But especially a fancy one, like those used in the military or the scientific community. And sometimes available in upscale luxury vehicles, like private yachts, jets, ships, etc.

Wow, that's a sweet pompous-compass! I bet it set you back quite a bit!
Yeah! but there's no getting lost with this baby! ... ready to sail?

by Cybercass January 13, 2010