promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.

"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."

by alt-ID October 8, 2013

Catty-pompoused

1) adj. when an object is hung up, set down, or arranged in an unorganized, unbalanced, or improper fashion 2) adj. when an object is placed somewhere in an awkward or botherly position

"That poster is hung all catty-pompoused."

"This desk is catty-pompoused and needs to be moved."

by OAwords1 April 4, 2012

Promosexual

When you are gay for a limited time only

But i thought you are gay!" "Nah man i'm promosexual, i only liked men for a limited time

by TreCoolness December 4, 2010

poohouse

A slang word meaning 'anus', poohouse is a somewhat less graphic version of the word 'shithouse'. Used chiefly in Wigan - and was probably invented there

'Choo! Choo! All aboard to that man's poohouse'

by Touch My Wrath, Tiger Bummer! March 27, 2009

promosexual

a person who decides they would rather not have their identity defined by their sex lives

Clara isn't homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual, she is simply promosexual.

by olivia G. June 27, 2006

Prompose

The act of promising to propose before actually proposing for marriage.
Can be used as a noun as well.

I'm going to prompose to Alexandra to let her know it will happen... eventually.

The promposal will be on Friday!

by LoveStruckCanadian February 6, 2013

Promosexual

The person on your online marketing team constantly promoting coupons as the best marketing tactic ever.

Bob's idea was to offer customers an extra 20% off. Again. He is such a promosexual!

by jkrule September 15, 2011