Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

by detective kim April 21, 2020

professor cal

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.

Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?

by Girlfriend material November 21, 2020

Gender Studies Professor

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.

Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor

by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021

Progressive Tax

a tax by which the tax rate increases as the taxable base amount increases

An income tax that is a progressive tax taxes individuals with a greater income at a higher rate than those with a lower income.

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

Progressive Rock

A genre of rock incorporating unusual and often times several time signatures into its songs, which tend to be relatively long, sometimes lasting well over twenty to even fourty minutes.

Dream Theater, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd

by H22S May 26, 2005

Progressophobia

"That’s the phrase coined by Steven Pinker to describe a brain disorder that strikes liberals and makes them incapable of recognizing progress... It’s like situational blindness, only what you can’t see is that your dorm in 2021 is better than the South before the Civil War.” - Comedian Bill Maher

“If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote, and more homophobic than when blow jobs were a felony, you have Progressophobia and you should adjust your mask because its covering your eyes." - Comedian Bill Maher

"...saying White Power and privilege is at an all-time high, is just ridiculous. Higher than a century ago, the year of the Tulsa Race Massacre? Higher than the years when the KKK road unchecked and Jim Crow went unchallenged? Higher than the 1960s, when the Supremes and Willie Mays still couldn't stay in the same hotel as the white people they were working with? Higher than during Slavery? And I mean actual Slavery, not Prince doesn't like his contract Slavery." - Comedian Bill Maher

by EducatingMillennialsandGenZ July 3, 2021