Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"

"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by Angelica Schuyler da Beast June 14, 2018

progmantic

A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.

I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.

by princessetamtam March 23, 2009

Profanitizer

a person who consistently use profanity for an irrelevant reason.

Nobody :

Shatavious: i wish y’all would shut the fuck up with all that fuck shit with that fuck ass bullshit .
^^^

Shatavious is a profanitizer

by ogprettythug June 12, 2019

Rofanticise

the romanticised and fanticised way people look at past civilisations (living or dead), without taking into account the hardships, shortcomings, small mindedness, and general crappiness those ways of living or societies generally contained. see; 1940's/50's America, Hunter gatherer tribes, Ancient Rome, Ancient Norse, Medieval Europe, Victorian England, ect.

people commonly rofanticise 1940's and 1950's American society forgetting segregation, sexism and war.

"Pirates of the Caribbean" is a film that has rofanticised the golden age of piracy.

Steam Punk is a great example of how rofanticising can influence culture.

by Adam in Darwin April 25, 2021

Blue Cloud of Profanity

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".

If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

by Baalorian October 11, 2015

Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga

"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!

by profanitist March 12, 2009