Proctorville

A small town in southern Ohio that consists solely of a Kroger, McDonald's, and a Wendy's. The town is so small that citizens of Huntington WV (the town across the river) do not know where that huge bridge in their town goes. They just know there is a bridge.
When referring to said place, it is often easier to reference nearby landmarks such as Marshall University. It's not the same town, nor the same state but it's 5 miles away so people get the idea.

Also known as:
Proctor-Vegas
P-Ville
Butt-Ville

"So are you from Ohio?"
"Yeah I am from Proctorville."
"Where?"
"Ughh... you know that movie 'We Are Marshall'?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm from there."
"Oooohhh ok."

by Proctorvillian March 3, 2009

Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.

After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.

by The Proctologister November 15, 2010

Proctoid

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

by HnkNWav March 3, 2009

proboredination

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

by adnerb November 1, 2004

mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.

by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017

proctor'd

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course

"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"

by the brrr October 27, 2008

ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023