procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

Procrastisaurus

1. The last of the dinosaurs to die. It was similar to a Stegosaurus, but it had an uncanny ability to put things off untill the last possible moment. It could go for days without eating, and then, just before it starved to death, it would find food. It was the last dinosaur to die because of it's urge to "get around to it."

2. Someone who is an obsessive procrastinator, but still mannages to get things done - eventually. More of a compliment than an insult.

1. The procrastisaurus could last up to 3 weeks without food or water.

2. She is such a procrastisaurus! She did her homework less than five minutes before it was due!

by Dictjaninja February 5, 2010

Procrasternet

Procrastination due to abusive consumption of the internet.

Man : "I procrasterneted all day because I didn't want to leave my internest."

by Urmummah01 March 1, 2011

procrasterbation

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011