What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 07, 2010
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Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
by The true lord December 28, 2016
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faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
by grinde7 April 04, 2008
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procreate princess

Represents an art student or young artist, that draws way too much on her iPad and that is stuck in her own fantasy. Her color palette is primarly composed of pastel colors, mostly a soft pink, soft purple and light. She loves the cottagecore. She secretly likes roleplay but is too timid to assume it, however she will the be kinkiest in bed going in full contradiction to her shy girl aesthetic she impersonates as. She was either a one direction fan in her childhoold or is now a current degenerate swiftie crackhead (she also like to quote Taylor Swift whenever they can in their art projects, secretly thinking her words shape our society). She can evolve into either one of two different pokemons, the pink hair girl that sees life as miraculous and exclusively joyful, any bit of darkness will make scream like a 9 year old and run to her daddy; and the blue hair girl who has a masochist vision of life, as dull and rainy. Careful this last one is passive aggressive she might try to bite you if you approach her territory.
Eva fantasises about Harry Styles every night, she drew and her iPad and printed a big poster out of it. She is a procreate princess.
by r1c0delfu3go November 22, 2023
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cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator
by Crystalclear321 August 15, 2024
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