procrasturbation 

The act of getting off while putting things off.

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by oohxlala July 25, 2010

Procrasturbation 

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.

Procrasturbation by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009

procrasturbation 

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

Procrasturbation 

Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.

1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"

Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."

2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"

Procrasturbation by Des-Troy May 19, 2010

Procrasturbation 

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.

The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.

Procrasturbation by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012

Procrasturbation 

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

Procrasturbation by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

Procrasturbation 

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

Procrasturbation by Chispatr April 18, 2010