Procrasturbating

procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.

They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.

by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009

Procrasturbating

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009