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Procrasturbating 

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.
Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
Procrasturbating by double aaa April 23, 2011

procrasturbating 

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.
I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

Procrasturbating 

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!
Procrasturbating by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

Procrasturbating 

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.
1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.
Procrasturbating by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrasturbating 

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.
Procrasturbating by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

procrasturbating 

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
procrasturbating by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012