Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

procastinate

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

by brainyuck July 17, 2011

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

procisely

To agree with a statement that has been made

"That song was the shit!"
"Procisely."

by Courtney Moreau September 10, 2007

procastraction

A mix between procrastination, distraction, and frustration. Usually involving homework, essays, and projects. Used mostly among junior/high school students.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm never going to finish this essay."
Person 2: "Procastraction?"
Person 1: "Definitely."

by meghanscrewrunzdeepyo April 2, 2009

Propistant

(n) The name of any person who places entirely too much emphasis on the importance of inanimate objects.

Carrot Top is a Propistant.

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010

Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011