procrasturbation

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

procrasturbation

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

by Sohum January 5, 2008

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

by anonymous November 12, 2014

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011