masturbation probation

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

by Gayaka June 20, 2009

Hate You Probably

The act of befriending celebrities on Twitter to secure famous birthday wishes.

I Hate You Probably'd TPain, he's totally going to wish me a happy birthday next week.

by Princess Muffintop April 18, 2011

probation

when your under supervision by a probation officer, whilst on probation you cannot commit any more crimes

it must be bad to be on probation

by fresh prince February 26, 2005

probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

Probation

One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high

Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.

by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007

Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010

Probal

Kind hearted, gentle, very pure soul. Known to be very rebellious at times. Very caring if something harms their family or friend they will protect them. Also known to be a very passionate kisser

Sister get yourself a probal!

by Bailey202_ July 19, 2017