To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.
Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!
Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?
Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.
Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?
Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.
by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010
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Get the Primate mug.when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
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Get the primate pile up mug.When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
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