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Primate Mode

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.
Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.
by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010
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Primate

A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.
This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.
by Jenja May 18, 2011
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Prime Mate

The primary person that one mates with
c- whats going on with you and yosh?
v- he's just my prime mate
by Courtney Mahler October 21, 2008
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Primate

Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.
by Jiggsta January 30, 2004
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Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
by CPOLD November 24, 2009
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primate pile up

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy
Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!
by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011
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primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!
by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016
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