Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

by djxpress March 20, 2009

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Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

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Not Pretending

A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.

Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.

Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.

In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.

John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.

by AtticusXIII November 5, 2019

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Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

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Peening

The act of coitus, aka fornication, aka fucking.

Mark is amazing. Last night I got a really good peening and now I can’t stop thinking about peen. God, I could get peened all day long!

by jacks Owen June 30, 2018

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Silent E-Peening

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant

Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"

by Beecels May 28, 2010

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