Pretastiche

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

Prelax

Prelax (Intransitive Verb): To relax or enter a relaxed state before something bad or stress-inducing occurs that would normally nessecitate relaxation; to relax preemptively.

When school resumed, Jill seemed nervous, and even though there were no tests scheduled for several weeks, most of Jill's classmates agreed that she definitely needed to prelax.

by Maximillien February 16, 2007

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008

protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014