pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Snorting adderall off of someone ass.

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.

by Shneebles April 20, 2018

Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.

"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."

by Fat Goose November 7, 2015

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011