Preston Playz

Preston Playz is a lava monster that plays Minecraft and other games like call of duty.

If you are a Preston Playz ask yourself what am i doing with my life?

by Preston Playz June 5, 2018

preston wyka

a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis

preston wyka

by anonymoususer1276 October 29, 2018

fif-presion

the act having a long losing streak on fifa and becoming mildly depressed as a cause of the results

Wow i got a severe case of fif-presion after getting killed in 5 straight games.

by nukufo October 29, 2011

Preston

He's the type of guy who, as soon as he finds someone, he immediately will fall for her. He instantly knows he has feelings for her, but might be too shy to tell her. He knows that no matter what would happen to her, he would do anything to help her. He is humorous and everything he says is funny. People who really would care for him won't notice his flaws, and most don't care for how he looks. All that any girl wants in him is his personality. He has everything that a girl would want from him, starting with the kindness from his heart.

You cant even explain how amazing a Preston is :)

by luke_i_am_ur_father September 25, 2018

preston

how to describe preston? he lights up your day when you hear his soft voice.no matter how fucked up your life his,taking to him makes you escape your real world,reality,the present,what ever you call it, you escape it with him and it makes you love him with your very last breath.no matter the between you and him,wether you just got off the phone with him or just got on the phone with him,it feels like he is with you always,like he somehow made his way into your lonely heart and slowly grew his own piece into it.he just makes you just feel alive and young,your never insecure with him,even if you have them,he breaks down your walls and somehow you find yourself fully open to him.he makes the funny jokes i mean like borderline cringe but you find yourself laughing with him so you can hear his soft laugher in return.he just makes you want to repeat some of your best memories you made together.he makes you crazy,like staying up for hours at night just to talk or laugh,counting down to till midnight together on new years and preston screaming i love you into the darkness in the middle of the night just for you,he didn’t care how dumb he looked doing it,he just cared about making you feel loved and special by screaming it out to the world. and so they say,love makes you do crazy things and loving a preston,you do crazy things all the time,but you do it all just to end the day,by hearing him say “i love you” into the phone (:

girl 1: *shows picture of preston* to other girls

girl 2: he is hot omgg

girl 3: omg his genetics do be spicy doe *grools*

girl 1: well preston is my guy :)

by yazisntbasic January 14, 2021

Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..

Danggg is that a Preston? He’s such a great guy!

by PrestonsLove January 5, 2019